Al Qaeda is to explosions as MTV is to music.

I’m finally getting around to reading The Post-American World by Fareed Zakaria. I opened it this morning on the drive to work (Chas drove, not me), and in the first 20 pages, I read something that I wanted to share before I get started with my day.

In the six years since 9/11, Al Qaeda Central — the group led by Osama bin Laden and Ayman Zawahiri — has been unable to launch a major attack anywhere. It was a terrorist organization; it has become a communications compnay, producing the occasional videotape rather than actual terrorism. *

* Even if an attack were to take place tomorrow, the fact that, for six years, Al Qaeda Central has been unable to organize one explosion anywhere is surely worth noting.

Al Qaeda is to explosions as MTV is to music. Or, Al Qaeda : explosions :: MTV : music

Burn.

Discount Rock Star

Somebody bought Josh Freese’s $20,000 album package. This is fantastic news for two reasons.

One, people understand the value that we as rock stars* are offering.

Two, Josh now has already made enough money to purchase all of my album packages combined, for the small sum of $11,432.20

Honestly, I think the coolest possible outcome of this would be that Mr. Freese himself actually does purchase a copy of my album. I’m hoping he goes for at least the $100 one. Josh: If you are reading this, and are going to be back in Orlando soon, we should hang out. Call me.

(*I may not actually be a rock star at the time of publishing. Josh Freese is, and between the two of us, I’m rounding up)